I don't know why getting hit in the face with something is something that would make one feel like a chick. Shania Twain should be notified in case she's been thinking of updating "Man! I feel like a woman"

It was a tasteless comment. Way to keep it classy, Lincecum.

By the way, that cork that beaned Lincecum was both the fastest and most accurate thing to be delivered from Barry Zito's hand since 2002.