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Anabolic Advice Mallard - New Years Resolution Nutrition edition

Add TIME Magazine's Person of the Year 2006 to your resume.

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Be the kind of person that people will miss when you're gone.

Want to download a YouTube video? Type "SS" after the WWW in the URL.

Don't bother taking a video of fireworks.

The best time to post on Reddit is 16:15 EST. ~Actual Advice Mallard

Never ask someone if they're telling the truth.

Even if you're not leaving the house, take a shower and get dressed. You'll feel like you accomplished something.

Actual Advice Mallard on Paper Cuts and Chap Stick

If you are unsure if you can afford something, you cannot afford it.

Feed ducks grapes cut in half. Bread is actually bad for them.

Forgive others not because they deserve forgiveness but because you deserve peace. ~actual advice mallard

Actual Advice Mallard on Fitness and Fitspo and Exercise

Actual Advice Mallard - Having trouble finding a job?

Don't talk about people behind their back.

Hate coming up with new passwords? Use a full sentence you won't forget. ~Good advice duck

Re-read books and re-watch movies at different times in your life.

Good Advice Duck on Rental Cars (actual advice from a 3+ year employee)

Good Advice Duck gives NSFW sex tips for men...

Good Advice Duck with Helpful Lifehacks

Good Advice Duck gif: "Sometimes one unique twist is all it takes to make the upvotes flow like a mighty river."