Is TSA willing to take candy from a baby in order to secure our nation's security?
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Flying!
They'll cup your balls and invented technology to peep at you naked. Yes they'll take candy from a baby.
No charge for the ball cup, btw.
If I wanted to kill, I fashion an icicle that I could stab someone with. The murder weapon would melt soon enough. Also, no fingerprints.
No water is allowed through TSA.
"Sorry sir that candy cane is just too sharp, it's a potential weapon. Also here's a knife for your in-flight steak."
That candy cane is too damn sharp and the number of memes is too damn high.