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I SWEAR BY THIS LANCE THAT I SHALL WIN THE TOURNAMENT TODAY!!!
Chivalry isn't dead!
It's just resting.
Drink in moderation!
This dog is really too cute. I shouldn't post it. I really shouldn't . . ..
I think the best fiction captures life in all its light and darkness. ~George RR Martin
What I missed most is cuddling. ~Jason Segel (Nailed it!)