Grandma does not approve.

Everyone disapproves. Still takes lap dance. Nice.

I do not think "Nice" means what you think it means.

Looks like you just got stripped of all respect in your family.

That's what she said.

 the parents inherited that sense of humor from _somewhere_

Smashing!

Never got the value of a lap dance. It's like test drive of a car, but your are outside and someone else is driving. It's like you are in apple store, but you can't play with the macs and iPods, only see someone demonstrating it. It's like alcohol free beer.

Clearly there's a market for alcohol-free beer, or it wouldn't exist.