His parents got him a stripper for college graduation...
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Party!
Everyone disapproves. Still takes lap dance. Nice.
I do not think "Nice" means what you think it means.
Never got the value of a lap dance. It's like test drive of a car, but your are outside and someone else is driving. It's like you are in apple store, but you can't play with the macs and iPods, only see someone demonstrating it. It's like alcohol free beer.
Clearly there's a market for alcohol-free beer, or it wouldn't exist.