Welcome to the Internet, my friend. Here are the rules.
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Teh Internets
Stashed in: Memes!, Lolcats!, The Web, Simpsons!, Unicorns!, Rainbows!, Privacy!, Bacon!, Dinosaurs!, Weapons!, History of Tech!, Your argument is invalid., internet, Etiquette!, The Internet is my religion., RTFM!, Hello., Boobs!, Trolling!
Listen first.
Know your friends.
Nothing is private.
Stay on guard.
Don't feed the trolls.
- Create more than you consume.
Hat tip to @ginatrapani for planting this in my Google search for something else.
#6 is still a tricky one for us mortals...
#6 is tricky for everyone, even the creators, because there's so much to consume!
I added these to the God of the Internet page.
Homer Simpson: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring ethernet LAN configuration?
(Homer stares blankly for a few seconds.)
Homer Simpson: Can I have some money now?

















1:23 PM Apr 17 2012