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Welcome to the Internet, my friend. Here are the rules.

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  1. Listen first.

  2. Know your friends.

  3. Nothing is private.

  4. Stay on guard.

  5. Don't feed the trolls.

  6. Create more than you consume.

Hat tip to @ginatrapani for planting this in my Google search for something else.

#6 is still a tricky one for us mortals...

#6 is tricky for everyone, even the creators, because there's so much to consume!

Welcome to the Internet. Follow me!

unicorn cat

I see your Internet, and raise you an Internet.

Your Internet is missing bacon, nyan cat, sharks, and boobs.


Problem corrected.

I added these to the God of the Internet page.

It's okay. I'm from the Internet.

It's okay I'm from the Internet cat lolcat

To the Internet!

To the Internet! gif - PandaWhale

welcome to the internet please follow me

I need a gif basket.

welcome to the internet gif

Homer Simpson: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?

Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token-ring ethernet LAN configuration?

(Homer stares blankly for a few seconds.)

Homer Simpson: Can I have some money now?

Congratulations! You win ONE FREE INTERNET!!!

Congratulations! You win ONE FREE INTERNET!!!