"Got a pound of coke."

"We're trying to show them a good time, not ruin their fucking lives."

"Pound of marijuana?"

"Best party ever!"

...How about a pound of gummy bears?

Little known fact: Marijuana has NEVER killed anyone.

I don't know if that's true, but Marijuana has led to lots of giggling. And giddy dancing.

Back in my day all we needed was sugar & some boxing gloves

And if you don't want people to get hurt, have them box underwater.