..Does that make it not a pipe?

Correct. This is not a pipe.

College logic. "I wanna cut a hole in my floor so I can get beer cans to the recycling easier."

Hey, at least they're recycling.

So based on the Miller Lite this is a urinal.

You are correct, sir!

Re-purposing old Mario levels, you're doing it right.

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