A PENNY!

THANKS OBAMA.

He french fry'd when he should have pizza'd.

PIZZA! DO A PIZZA!  

LMAO. I'm not familiar with this terminology but its hilarious!!

 Pizza = pointing front-end of skis together like a pizza slice starting from your back to front skis. French fry'd is the reverse, lol. It is not good. Ever.

Yardsale = wipeout. Because your stuff is laying everywhere as if it were at a yardsale.

I laughed too. People literally will come up to you after you yardsale (and they make sure you're ok and nothing is broken or torn) and laugh in your face.

Thanks for the explanation -- now I see it! Still funny...

Skiing GIFs are fun!!!