For the last time: I am not a hobbit!
Portrait of Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins:
Martin Freeman and Ian McKellen on Anderson Cooper:
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Erotic Journey
Brace yourself. The hobbit memes are coming...
The Hobbit Fan: What Society Thinks of Me is closest to correct.
Bilbo with Sting
Smells like Dwarf Fortress:
One does not simply make three films out of a book as short as The Hobbit.
One does not simply rebrand The Hobbit.
One does not simply use three "one does not simply" memes.
Why the fuck is The Hobbit a trilogy???
Annoyed Picard, I told you, bro.
Gandalf walking dwarves on leashes. Bilbo in a baby carrier is a nice touch!