It's sad that her relationships end so swiftly.

Who will Taylor Swift love next?

Nothing rhymes with orange.

I'd paint his screenshot key orange, so that it's easy to find in future.

Challenge accepted:

http://pandawhale.com/post/18806/if-i-ever-dated-taylor-swift-i-would-relate-everything-to-orange-cause-nothing-rhymes-with-orange-eminem-say-challenge-accepted