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Plot twist! OP is a whale!!
Disney has a song called "Whale of a Tail" from long ago:
One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire Cat in a tree.
You narrate your own life, son. Make sure it's a good story.
If it has an opening, a cat will figure out how to fit in it.
George Takei writes responses on a note pad.