I assaulted a sea turtle with a flashlight when I was seventeen. ~Stephen Colbert

Adam Rifkin stashed this in Colbert Report

Source: imgur.com

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Adam Rifkin
2:25 AM Dec 24 2012

I would go gay for Colbert.

<p>I would go gay for Colbert.</p>

Adam Rifkin
2:25 AM Dec 24 2012