Started to make a gingerbread house but then had a better idea: Eye of Sauron!
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Lord of the Rings
One does not simply walk into diabetes.
"Not idly do the shavings of chocolate fail." ~Aragon
Do not simply walk into Mordor, but also eat all of its contents.
"Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?" "A red sun rises, strawberry syrup has been spilled this night."
What substance binds this magical mountain of mahogany?
The Black Gates should be made of dark chocolate and have gummy orcs patrolling.
Throw the ring into a pit of hot cocoa.
There will be a day where gingerbread houses are boring, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
One does not simply eat Mordor.