Stashed in: Best of Imgur
Holy toast I'd make a lot of shit
New Sunglasses selfie
Chart: How I spend my time in the shower...
Dear guys at the gym: Windows at night have reflections. This means that I can in fact see you pointing at me and laughing.
Never is a contraction of "not ever". Blush is a contraction of "blood rush". Studying is a contraction of "student dying".