Stashed in: STFU!
Meanwhile Santa's like: "Gettin' real tired of your shit, little kid."
"Girls are made of carbon atoms and lies." ~Tumblr
This dentist brings his dog in as a way to calm the nerves of children who may be nervous. So great.
"Just came from the doctor. Turns out I have humans." ~Earth
She zipped right past the Barbie stuff and went straight for the chemistry set.