Stashed in: STFU!
Meanwhile Santa's like: "Gettin' real tired of your shit, little kid."
I get paid to dance at parties. ~Tina Fey's daughter
You can't write an essay the day before it's due. This exam has an essay section; you have one hour.
Boobies of Distraction selfie
A mallard duck and a cat: 2 best friends.