They claim:

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him.

You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.

ACTUALLY

• Jasmine was in an arranged marriage and didn't want to marry someone she didn’t love
• Snow White cooked, cleaned, and cared for the dwarves and wasn’t sleeping with them
• Pinocchio avoided lying and was actually doing all he did to save his father and become a real boy
• Robin Hood stole from the rich that were stealing from the poor via taxes
• Tarzan was raised by fucking apes
• Sleeping Beauty was in a coma and only the kiss from her true love could bring her to life
• Cinderella was a slave

Don’t try to use my childhood to justify you being a whore.

Then you definitely don't want to be clicking this link.

Pow! Right in the childhood!