For Christmas I got you $25 worth of lottery tickets. I went ahead and scratched them off for you. You won $2. Here is that $2.
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Scratchers are the worst gift. Unless they're back scratchers. Then they're the best.
Yeah, they're like "Here. I got you some disappointment."