Sometimes I only shave one leg so when I lie down it feels like I'm laying next to a Woman.

jSometimes I don't shave both of my legs because I'm lazy and single.

Sometimes I only shave one leg because I'm drunk and I forget....

Sometimes I only shave one leg because I'm a pirate.

Sometimes, I don't shave either of my legs so I can pretend I'm two gay men.

Sometimes I don't shave my legs because winter.

I think there should be more cuddle prostitutes. No funny business, just feeling someone next to you.

Sometimes I sometimes so I can sometimes while I sometimes.

Sometimes I don't shave either of my legs for a couple of days so when i rub them together at night, i feel like a grasshopper.