One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire Cat in a tree.
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"Which road do I take?" Alice asked. "Where do you want to go?" was the Cat's response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the Cat, "It doesn't matter."
"--so long as I get somewhere!" "Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."