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I can kick your ass on Halo. ~Aisha Tyler

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Not only is Aisha Taylor a gamer, but she also wrote a poem on why she's a better gamer than the haters who say she's not a "real" gamer (whatever that means):

I go to E3 each year because I love video games.
Because new titles still get me high.
Because I still love getting swag.
Love wearing my gamer pride on my sleeve.
People ask me what console I play.
Motherfucker, ALL of them.
I get invited to E3 because real gamers know I'm a gamer.
I don't do it for the money.
I have plenty of money.
I don't do it for the fame.
Fuck fame.
I do it because I love video games.
I don't give out my gamertag because 
I don't want a mess of noob jackholes lining up
to assassinate me on XBL. 
I don't give a shit what you think about my gamerscore.
I don't play to prove a point. 
I don't play to be the best.
I play because I love it.
I play.
I've been playing my whole life. 
I'm not ashamed of it.
I don't apologize for it.
It's who I am.
To the core.
I'm a gamer.
So to all the haters out there who claim I don't play;
To the GAF dicks, 
Gamespot trolls, 
To every illiterate racist douchebag on Youtube:
Flame away. Go nuts.
Post every jackass comment your heart desires.
I'll still be playing when your mom's kicked you out of her basement
and you have to sell your old-ass console
and get a real job.
For now, I say to you respectfully,
and I mean this from the bottom of my heart,


Aisha Tyler gamer

Aisha Tyler, I respect your gamer creds. And I salute you.

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