Scorpions are nature's way of saying "Screw you, I'm gonna combine lobsters, spiders, wasps, and nightmares."

Scorpions are nature s way of saying Screw you I m gonna combine lobsters spiders wasps and nightmares

Adam Rifkin
12:55 AM Jan 10 2013

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Adam Rifkin
12:55 AM Jan 10 2013

Courtenay Jackson
12:58 AM Jan 10 2013

Dear god what is that?

Raven Martini
9:52 PM Nov 12 2013

My name is earl scared gif Q1vfP

Danielle Fuller
5:08 PM Jul 07 2013

They glow under black light, which is quite considerate of them. I return the favor by staying out of their territories altogether.

Soyeun Choi
4:43 PM Jul 07 2013

Which territories are scorpion territories?

Adam Rifkin
5:07 PM Jul 07 2013

Deserts, mainly: New Mexico, Texas, Arizona, (even Californian deserts), Africa, the Middle East and, of course, Australia.

Soyeun Choi
5:24 PM Jul 07 2013