Stashed in: Best of Imgur
This is me since I plan on having kids.
This is you when you get your pet.
Blood Lamp: It only works once, and you need to add a drop of your blood to activate it.
10 million images get submitted each day to Imgur. Only 100 make the front page; 80 of those are from Reddit.
Emma Stone in a Little Black Dress
Classic misdirection, Christmas edition.