Stashed in: Best of Imgur
With lasers: http://imgur.com/vbA0i
God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs.
Blood Lamp: It only works once, and you need to add a drop of your blood to activate it.
Typical Prince Charming says you are the love of his life but forgets what you look like...
Concealed weapons? You mean hands in my pockets?