Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
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My psychiatrist was out today with pneumonia so I couldn't pay him and get a receipt. I tried calling him, but he uses a pseudonym. My esprit de corps was down, I went to my cupboard to make a raspberry muffin, but it was bare. Then I remembered the psalm on our fridge, 'he who provides food for those who fear him; he remembers his covenant forever.
And that's why you can't hear the P!
4:55 AM Jan 14 2013