Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Adam Rifkin stashed this in @LeoDiCaprio
My psychiatrist was out today with pneumonia so I couldn't pay him and get a receipt. I tried calling him, but he uses a pseudonym. My esprit de corps was down, I went to my cupboard to make a raspberry muffin, but it was bare. Then I remembered the psalm on our fridge, 'he who provides food for those who fear him; he remembers his covenant forever.
And that's why you can't hear the P!