Can't open scissors without scissors.
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HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO OPEN THOSE COOKIES?!?
though, you can even use a key to puncture that kind of plastic packaging.
and technically, that's a n00b technique, to cut it like paper. use the sharp end to cut the outline!!