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I like to think Alfred is saying both lines here, but he's saying the first line in a high pitched whiney voice.
Please remember these are kids. This is a game. The coaches volunteer. The umpires are human. This is not professional baseball.
I did something I've never done before. I took a taxi home.
Character Aging from 2005 to 2013, HIMYM
I forgot how to cat.
7:55 PM Jan 20 2013