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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE FUCK NOPE
The origial story: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Expressionless
This has Japanese horror movie written all over it.
You had me at "meat tornado" ...
Embarrassing Father: "I'm Lord Stark."
A signed script of The Dark Knight.
You know the poster for the fake Walt Disney biopic starring Ryan Gosling. All the other biopic posters its designer, Pascal Witazeck, did: