Stashed in: Best of Imgur
That cat's reaction "DA FUQ U DOIN' HUMAN?!"
+1 for cutting off before the genitalia. Flat cat remains dignified and gender neutral.
Alarmed Cat: "I've seen things I would never wish any cat to see."
Bad Acne: Before and After. Put raw honey on clean face and let it sit 20 minutes every day for 2 weeks. Nothing has worked before this.
If everything is amplified, we hear nothing. ~Jon Stewart-isms
Sheldon breathing in a paper bag.