Vodka would certainly take care of any infection...

She obviously needs one of those knee pad things while she's gardening!

that's Bulgarian...if it was Russia it would be "сохраняет воспоминания"

As a woman...ouch.

As a feminist... siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

Maybe she was doing a lot of girl pushups?

As a walrus... Holy mackerel I can type on a computer!!!

So it is an universal formula? Show good looking girls. Show your alcohol product. Imply girls will do you. Sell product. Seems Legit.

Those are "slate knees".  You get them from pool tables.

First time I've heard that excuse, Geege!