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There's a pullout joke to be made here. I will not be the guy to make it.
As a man who's had a vasectomy, I just pretend to fill up the car with gas.
Pepsi would make a lot of money if they release bottles shaped like the ones they had in Back to the Future 2.
Pro tips: ketchup, windsor knots, Nutella, casette tape cases, cutting onions...
Barbie is a fine gift for forever alone.
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