Later...

Jen: [Moss has a small plastic box with a flashing light] What is it? 
Moss: This, Jen, is the Internet. 
Jen: What? 
Moss: That's right. 
Jen: This is the Internet? The whole Internet? 
Moss: Yep. I asked for a loan of it so that you could use it
     in your speech. 
Jen: It's so small. 
Moss: That's one of the surprising things about it. 
Jen: Hang on, it doesn't have any wires or anything. 
Moss: It's wireless. 
Jen: Oh, yes, everything's wireless nowadays, isn't it... yeah.
     So, I can really use it in my speech? What if someone needs it? 
Moss: Oh, no, no, people will still be able to go online and everything.
     It will still work. 
Jen: Oh, good, good... 
Moss: I tell you, you present this to the shareholders and
     you will get quite the response. 
Jen: Can I touch it? It's so light! 
Moss: Of course it is, Jen. The Internet doesn't weigh anything. 
Jen: No, of course it doesn't. 
[laughs nervously] 
Roy: Hey! What is Jen doing with the Internet? 
Jen: Moss said I could use it for my speech. 
Roy: Are you insane? What if she drops it? 
Jen: I won't drop it, I'll look after it. 
Roy: No. No, no, no, no, Jen. No, this needs to go straight back
     to Big Ben. 
Jen: Big Ben? 
Moss: Yep. It goes on top of Big Ben. That's where you
    get the best reception.

Later...

All because of...

You can buy your own Internet on Etsy:

http://pandawhale.com/post/22508/the-internet-from-the-it-crowd-with-onoff-switch

"We've pissed off the Internet, Jen."

http://pandawhale.com/post/29979/weve-pissed-off-the-internet-jen-the-internet-is-coming-to-get-us-it-crowd