Damn you, Google Suggest!!!

Why are you so sweaty? I was watching cops.

What is it called when a giraffe swallowed a toy jet?

The answer, by the way, is dolor colli causa machinae volantis (or "plane in the neck").

How to raise your iq by eating gifted children...

How come a cupcake is not a mineral?

I accidentally slept with my sister.

I like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger.

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

Sometimes when I'm alone I google myself.

Help I'm a prisoner in a toothpaste factory.

How do girls master bat?

Lack toast and tolerant!

More fun Google Autocomplete and Autofill fails:

http://pandawhale.com/ifindkarma/autocomplete