Damn you, Google Suggest!!!
Why are you so sweaty? I was watching cops.
What is it called when a giraffe swallowed a toy jet?
The answer, by the way, is dolor colli causa machinae volantis (or "plane in the neck").
How to raise your iq by eating gifted children...
How come a cupcake is not a mineral?
I accidentally slept with my sister.
I like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger.
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
Sometimes when I'm alone I google myself.
Help I'm a prisoner in a toothpaste factory.
How do girls master bat?
Lack toast and tolerant!