I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. ~Ron Swanson

Adam Rifkin stashed this in Parks and Recreation!

Source: http://imgur.com/gallery/XSqQ19q

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Adam Rifkin
9:38 PM Feb 19 2013

Breakfast foods can serve many purposes.

http://pandawhale.com/post/9156/breakfast-food-can-serve-many-purposes-ron-swanson

<p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://politisnap.tumblr.com/post/37589413662/strippers-do-nothing-for-me-i-like-a-strong-salt"><img src="//img.pandawhale.com/51005-ron-swanson-gif-rT4J.gif" alt="ron swanson gif" /></a></p> <p>Breakfast foods can serve many purposes.</p> <p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://pandawhale.com/post/9156/breakfast-food-can-serve-many-purposes-ron-swanson">http://pandawhale.com/post/9156/breakfast-food-can-serve-many-purposes-ron-swanson</a></p>

Adam Rifkin
8:24 PM Mar 11 2013

Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

http://pandawhale.com/post/6631/give-me-all-the-bacon-and-eggs-you-have

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Adam Rifkin
9:44 PM Feb 19 2013