Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless. ~Ron Swanson

Adam Rifkin stashed this in Parks and Recreation!

Source: http://pandawhale.com/post/16844/nope-ca...

<p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://pandawhale.com/post/16844/nope-cant-fly-away-this-is-real-life-leslie-knope"><img src="//img.pandawhale.com/post-17133-cm503534511deafaecd50png-IdS9.png" alt="cm-50353-4511deafaecd50.png" /></a></p> <p>Source: <a href="http://pandawhale.com/post/16844/nope-cant-fly-away-this-is-real-life-leslie-knope" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://pandawhale.com/post/16844/nope-ca...</a></p>

Adam Rifkin
12:03 PM Feb 20 2013

Context:

<p>Context:</p> <p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://pandawhale.com/post/16844/nope-cant-fly-away-this-is-real-life-leslie-knope"><img src="//img.pandawhale.com/51096-Get-yourself-a-proper-dog-Ron-KfQv.gif" alt="Get yourself a proper dog. ~Ron Swanson gif" /></a></p> <p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://pandawhale.com/post/16844/nope-cant-fly-away-this-is-real-life-leslie-knope"><img src="//img.pandawhale.com/51096-Cats-are-pointless-Ron-Swanson-8oOG.gif" alt="Cats are pointless. ~Ron Swanson gif" /></a></p>

Adam Rifkin
12:08 PM Feb 20 2013

Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are useless.

<p>Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are useless.</p> <p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://imgur.com/NCnM8KE"><img src="//img.pandawhale.com/51097-Cats-are-useless-Ron-Swanson-gmtW.jpeg" alt="Cats are useless. ~Ron Swanson" /></a></p> <p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://pandawhale.com/post/16844/nope-cant-fly-away-this-is-real-life-leslie-knope"><img src="//img.pandawhale.com/51097-Any-dog-under-50-lbs-is-a-cat-3CMP.jpeg" alt="Any dog under 50 lbs is a cat." /></a></p>

Adam Rifkin
12:07 PM Feb 20 2013

I don't believe he actually said this.

<p>I don't believe he actually said this.</p> <p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://imgur.com/15Wdteg"><img src="//img.pandawhale.com/51098-If-it-bleeds-when-it-dies-I-kn-EiOp.jpeg" alt="If it bleeds when it dies I know I'll enjoy eating it. ~Ron Swanson" /></a></p>

Adam Rifkin
12:11 PM Feb 20 2013

<p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/cm-51099-051252d6dd310a.gif"><img src="//img.pandawhale.com/51099-Ron-Swanson-dont-even-care-gif-DJfG.gif" alt="Ron Swanson don't even care gif" /></a></p> <p><a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://imgur.com/ER8TH"><img src="//img.pandawhale.com/51099-drunk-Ron-Swanson-gif-OCqD.gif" alt="drunk Ron Swanson gif" /></a></p>

Adam Rifkin
12:09 PM Feb 20 2013