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I'm not a smart man. http://pandawhale.com/post/24000/forrest-gump-im-not-a-smart-man-meme-gif
Cinder blocks for sale on Craigslist...
Pulled over while snacking on a McRib.
I wanna buy him. Can I borrow two dollars? ~Lilo and Stitch
I met my wife in kindergarten. We got married senior year, and she has been the queen of my world ever since. ~Zach and Miri