Sly Stallone to Chuck Norris: "I heard another rumor that you were bitten by a king cobra."

Adam Rifkin
4:16 PM Mar 20 2013

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Chuck Norris: "Yeah, I was. But after 5 days of agonizing pain... The cobra died."

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Adam Rifkin
4:16 PM Mar 20 2013

Chuck Norris reading Chuck Norris jokes:

Adam Rifkin
4:18 PM Mar 20 2013

Why are there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee?

Adam Rifkin
4:19 PM Mar 20 2013