Stashed in: Alcohol!
*pan fried IN salted butter.
He had me until the wet socks.
"I've only seen three movies in my lifetime: Bridge on the River Kwai, Patton, and Herbie Fully Loaded." ~Ron Swanson
It's true, alcohol kills people, but how many are born because of it?
Sup your ale, lads, and go home quietly...
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