Avoiding Lying 101 - Pinocchio in Shrek
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Words!
"I don't know where he's not... I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably do or do not know where he shan't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't."
*** facepalm ***
Pinocchio, stop confusing Jaime Lannister with your law school rhetorical trickery.
All Pinocchio has to say is "My nose will grow right now" and the universe will explode.
. . . but that wouldn't be a lie! :D So it wouldn't be lying and then it wouldn't grow which . . which . . .