"I don't know where he's not... I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably do or do not know where he shan't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't."

*** facepalm ***

Pinocchio, stop confusing Jaime Lannister with your law school rhetorical trickery.

All Pinocchio has to say is "My nose will grow right now" and the universe will explode.

 . . . but that wouldn't be a lie!  :D  So it wouldn't be lying and then it wouldn't grow which . . which . . . 

Which is a lie! :)

Wouldn't it be cool if Pinocchio's nose was a light saber?