It has the two key qualities of a classic Nic Cage action film.
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Nicolas Cage
Stashed in: SNL
Number one: All the dialogue is either whispered or screamed.
And of course number two: Everything in the movie is on fire.
It has all the classic elements of a Nic Cage film!
1. It exists.
2. It makes people want to shout.
3. It makes people want to set things on fire.
4. I'm told the actors were given FOOD!