Everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the face. ~Mike Tyson
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Quotes!
Wikiquote says it's actually Joe Louis who said it:
Every fighter's got a plan until they get hit.
Thank you Joe Louis: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Louis
I've been misquoting this for years. Glad to know the correct source is Joe Louis!
Lol, I think it's (the quote is from) actually Helmuth von Moltke the Elder. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmuth_von_Moltke_the_Elder