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"Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory" Is Actually A Movie Full Of Jerks


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Willy Wonka is a racist. I'm sorry, but all of these children are WHITE. If Wonka Bars are sold globally, statistically speaking, at least three of these children should be Asian...

"Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory" Is Actually A Movie Full Of Jerks

But they're not Asian, are they? No. Because Willy Wonka is a racist.

Then, of course, Willy Wonka gets all angry at Augustus Gloop when he jumps into the chocolate river. And Wonka's legion of Oompa Loompas march out with a judgmental tune about gluttony...     

"Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory" Is Actually A Movie Full Of Jerks

BITCHES, you work at a chocolate factory. You gave up your right to judge fat children when you left Loompaland to mass-produce sugary treats for a deranged hermit.     

"Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory" Is Actually A Movie Full Of Jerks

Speaking of which, you'll notice — AFTER Augustus almost dies in the chocolate river...     

"Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory" Is Actually A Movie Full Of Jerks

Wonka calls forth a boat that wouldn't have had enough seats for Augustus and his mother, WHICH MEANS... he KNEW someone wasn't gonna make it.     

"Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory" Is Actually A Movie Full Of Jerks

IN FACT...by the end of the movie, Wonka gets in a car with room for only FOUR guests. HE KNEW. HE KNEW THE WHOLE TIME. HE KNEW THE OTHER KIDS WOULD DIE.     

"Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory" Is Actually A Movie Full Of Jerks

Oh...and all that fuss about "contaminating" the Fizzy Lifting Drink tank. Wonka put USED SHOES into a recipe. And then he flips a shit about Charlie touching the walls of the tank with his hands. WTF, WONKA.     

"Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory" Is Actually A Movie Full Of Jerks

IN CONCLUSION: WONKA IS INSANE. GRANDPA JOE IS A LAZY ASS. AND EVERYBODY IN THIS MOVIE IS A JERK.     

"Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory" Is Actually A Movie Full Of Jerks

calm down.

wonka quote gif a little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men

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