The Chive's "Terms and Conditions" require you to acquire a Panda Bear from China and name it John.

Adam Rifkin
5:19 PM Jun 07 2013

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Adam Rifkin
5:19 PM Jun 07 2013

Isn't it like... automatic death sentence to acquire a panda from China and name it John!??!

Halibutboy Flatfish
5:30 PM Jun 07 2013