Life is hard, right? WRONG! Life is easy, YOU suck.
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Simpsons!
"I'm afraid of success." "It's pizza's fault I'm fat." "Oh, I'll stop sucking -- Later....."
"You see that Bentley? They built two, then shot the guy that made it..."
This is from the Simpsons episode "C.E.D'oh" where Homer becomes the owner of the power plant.
It's a spoof on Glengarry Glen Ross: