Cool project.  The recording would likely last for a very long time.  Someone should kickstart a cheap player, then get beer makers to ship bottles with something entertaining and/or educational.

That is a brilliant idea, Stephen.

I'm going to suggest it to a friend who thinks he's missing out on the whole Kickstarter bandwagon.

It would be cool if Beck Beer played Beck.

Not sure this makes me want beer.

E-Pro?

I was thinking "Beercan", actually.