Because why not? Who hasn't secretly wanted to be a Baron?

Is being a princess an option? I know some girls who'd like to be princesses.

According to their twitter feed, you can become a princess by marrying one of the princes! THAT kind of royalty doesn't go for sale, I guess.

Darn it. These girls are too young to get married. I guess they'll just have to go to Disneyworld.

Everyone gets to be a pretend princess there! Let's just hope they leave without regrets. 

It's frighteningly easy to leave Disneyworld with regrets.

Thee's always Hershey's singing cows:

It's a small world after all.