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The Most Amazing Wedding Text Message Fight of Our Time

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"Weddings are to make money for your future.. Not to pay for peoples meals. Do more research. People haven't gave gifts since like 50 years ago! "

And it just got worse from there...can I change my species to coyote?

I want to become a coyote, too. Or a wolf.

Direwolf Howl gif

Just not a direwolf. Those don't seem to live too long, at least not on GOT.

well clearly the Brides are at fault on this one.  

True but for how long? 

so is Ghost and Nymeria 

I'd forgotten about those 2, since we haven't seen them in a while!

We'll see them again.

And you don't really want me to spoil how long they'll be around, do you?

Let's just say that after a horrible first three seasons, the dogs are due for a rebound.

The real and true text exchange between the newlyweds and the gift basket dude according to the gift basket dude doesn't make him look great, so we're inclined to believe it's true.

even if it is just a story, the brides are the losers.

True dat, Jared. True dat.

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