NO! DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THIS SHIT!

I'd rather the entire movie be about ewoks than for this to happen.

Noooooooooo. http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

I  agree with Happy Dog... seriously.. don't even joke

First someone puts it on the Internet and then someone from Disney sees it and says, "Hey! That's a great idea!! Get Bieber's agent on the phone........"

**shudder** as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror 

Hey, maybe they'll get Bieber to play Princess Leia as illustrated below...

Star Wars Ep. VII: High School Musical IV: A New Nope

let's go with unknowns with talent.

Yes please! For Star Wars 7 and Back to the Future 4, too:

http://pandawhale.com/post/22042/back-to-the-future-iv-my-worst-nightmare-and-fear