Sourcey, source, source:

http://tvline.com/2013/07/20/how-i-met-your-mother-comic-con-2013-season-9-spoilers/

I feel like nobody appreciates David Henrie enough. I mean just look at that face.

Hey kids, let me tell you about all the chicks your Uncle Barney and I banged.

Actually, I added up the episodes, assuming each episode is 22 minutes long, the story is 67.4 hours long, not including season 9.

How's being clever working out for you? Here, have this.

Makes a fine EW cover: