Pencil Iron Throne
Adam Rifkin stashed this in Game of Thrones!
"That's 3.5 hours, 81 pencils, and the fiery breath of Balerion the Black Dread."
"You know there's not even 81 pencils, I've counted."
"It's the thousand pencils of Aegon's enemies, a story we agreed to tell each other, over, and over, till we forget that its a pencil."
"They cling to the pencils."